After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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