your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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