I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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