Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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