yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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