Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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