i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Randomize
