So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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