I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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