so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Randomize
