He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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