My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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