I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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