he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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