Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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