How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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