I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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