I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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