Where are you?
In a non slutty way
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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