Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Do plants get herpes?
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