Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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