if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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