I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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