I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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