Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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