Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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