So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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