she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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