We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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