It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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