Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
where are you?
Hypothermia
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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