I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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