I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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