i don't like sucking hair
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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