margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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