but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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