ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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