how do flat chested girls get laid?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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