Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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