My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
its not stalking. its research.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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