It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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