we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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