Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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