New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
worst night to have a conscience
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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