Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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