i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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