We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
foreskin is a definite game changer
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Randomize
