And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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