I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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