so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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