whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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