can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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